Snake in Toilet Bites Man’s Penis

Animals running amok in the most unusual of places.

First, a cow killed a man in Brazil after falling through his bedroom roof.

Now, a non- venomous snake biting a man’s prick during the call of nature.

The Times of Israel confirmed that a 35-year resident of that country was visiting his parents in the town of Nofit when a snake hiding in the toilet crept up and bit him on the prick.

Fortunately for the victim, the animal was not venomous and he was certified to be fine after some time under doctor supervision.

“There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the
area in question,” a representative from Haifa’s
Rambam Medical Center said, per Australia’s
Daily Telegraph.

My best guess is every man who read this story
just crossed his legs and winced in sympathetic
pain.